Nothing but a "G" thing Podcast
Nothing but a "G" thing Podcast
Green Tea Shot
It’s not just a shot, it’s an experience…
Because ain't nothing but a cheap bang baby To low, damn cheap. So we crazy Death grow against the label that pays man Unfatable. So please don't try to fake this. But I'll back to the lecture at hand. Back to the lecture at hand.
Speaker 1:I can't tell you the number of nights where I was hungover, distraught, just down, bad after nights of just only drinking hard liquor. The type of liquor. Tequila was my steez and I would always wonder if there was gonna be a way out. Taking shots on top of shots on top of shots. When you're young I'm not old, by no means but when you're younger you feel like you could take it all to the head. I used to be one of those individuals. I'm drinking everything. I'm drinking whiskey, I'm drinking tequila, I'm drinking vodka, I'm drinking gin. We mixing it all up, everything is a go. But it affected me, it took a toll on my body, it wore me down and I would be reminisced to say I wasn't looking for a way out, I wasn't looking for a better alternative. So many times we be in the cloud of our own shadows and we just looking for that ray of sunshine and then comes. I can't even tell you where it was, but I do remember that it was my sister that put me on to a drink that has-.
Speaker 2:Put him on, like I do with a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't say that Like. As you guys know, I used to Be honest. I did most things before Yummy.
Speaker 2:We not.
Speaker 1:I was put on. I don't remember where we were and then my sister said Daegi, I'm in front of put, was it was. It was it when we was at Personas before it closed? Was that the first time?
Speaker 2:No, it was after that, because it was when I I mean, I would tell my own story, but it wasn't until after COVID.
Speaker 1:So after COVID. Okay, so it was after COVID.
Speaker 2:Cause that day was literally the day before COVID. Like we went to that party on Saturday, on Monday they shut everything down Exactly Wherever I was.
Speaker 1:in that moment I realized I had a drink for the rest of my life. Y'all know how I love me a good cocktail. Anybody who really knows me loves that. I love a speak easy. Because of the atmosphere, the drinks, everything besides the point. I no longer felt the need to take shots no more when Yummy introduced me to this shot. This shot was both refreshing, light, sweet, citrusy.
Speaker 2:Come on In the room Refreshing Jesus, and we need you and Because, and I need you, amen, amen. And at the same time, you're still going the way.
Speaker 1:Yes, you drink this shot.
Speaker 2:Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1:Knowing damn well.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:It tastes like juice.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And you would be in for a good time, yup. I tell you right now the good congregation said thank God for green tea.
Speaker 2:Thank God for green tea shots. Thank God for green tea shots and believe it or not, that's what we talking about. This episode, that's exactly what we talking about. Don't worry about it, we gonna get there and we gonna make a point, but just know, just know we talking about.
Speaker 1:Green tea shots that day we talking about. That day really transcended my drinking experience, cause I went from a simple to Mm. Hmm, I did To. Now, if you ask me for a drink, mm. Hmm, I'm the guy who's out here making drinks. Say, I did so at my at the sneaker ball that I have for my birthday. Remember I made those. I said damn daji. I said always drinking good, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Is that the name of the drinks where?
Speaker 1:That's where they were Keeping it lovely. That was the name of the three drinks, so I had dabbled in being a mixologist.
Speaker 2:Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1:And it was because of that sense of inspiration when I got introduced and put on to something new.
Speaker 2:You know, the problem is we really think that, as people who drink liquor, that a shot that is just the liquor is the way to do it. You know, they come up with these creative shooters, as they call them, For people like us who like to be lit. But almost sometimes when I take shots, the shot to be shooting me back I would take it and it would take me. So green tea shots, where you know are not where amazing. I don't really drink them as much now because I don't have time when I go to the bar.
Speaker 2:When I go up to the bar to be like, hey, can you make me a green tea shot, my patience is because there's a lot to it now, especially since I be DJing Like I'd be like, hey, can I get a? You know, and also I'm not trying to drink my calories as much because child green tea shots got some calories in it. But yeah. So the first green tea shot I had was when I went to Houston for my line sister's wedding. It was actually her partner who put me on. She was like oh, they were like we're gonna have some green tea shots. I was like what the hell is that? Don't worry about it, it's delicious. I said okay, I drank it. I said oh, my goodness, this is amazing. Sorry to your ears, but I have to be said. I said this thing is liquor. They said yeah. I said what kind of liquor is it, jamison?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what really threw me out. You beat the Jamison Harsh.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever had Jamison before. I had a green tea shot. Now I will literally buy a bottle of Jamison just to make green tea shots. Now it's not only Jamison. Wow, you need the peach snobs.
Speaker 1:I was about to say you definitely need the peach snobs.
Speaker 2:You have to have the peach snobs because I don't know what it is about that peach snobs when it connects with the Jamison.
Speaker 1:With the Sprite.
Speaker 2:I didn't even get to the Sprite yet. Don't get too afar in front of me because I'm explaining this right now.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, go ahead, go on.
Speaker 2:Then you need the sweet and sour, not Sprite, but you need actual sweet and sour mix. Now, this you don't want to put too much, but you need to add that Small small.
Speaker 2:Small, small because you got the sweetness from the schnapps Mm-hmm. You do a little one, two. I don't know what the actual measurements are of it. I'm not a bartender, I'm a bartender requester of a green tea shot. There we go. You put the sweet and sour Mm-hmm, then you splash some Sprite. Now, some people this is where it gets a little iffy, because some people put more Sprite than they need to Exactly, and that's why you get a big ass shot Mm-hmm, because they not gonna do too much of the stuff that actually costs money, but Sprite that come out the machine, they'll throw that at you. So sometimes you get a lot of Sprite, sometimes you get a little Sprite. But at the end of the day, once you mix it all together, you shake it up, you pour it in a glass. You say up to it, down to it, fuck those that don't do it. We do it because we're used to it and I'll drink my fucker drink to it. And you sip that green tea shot. You're gonna feel like you can eight, half eight, more than bitches.
Speaker 1:Oh God, oh God.
Speaker 2:What I would do as a person that drinks often, regularly, not alcoholism, but just when I'm out.
Speaker 1:Which is all the time.
Speaker 2:It's because of my place of business, not because I believe that I need to be out more than I'm in, cause I love to be in, but my line of work doesn't cause for me to be in.
Speaker 1:And they call me long-winded.
Speaker 2:They do. So I don't know why you said that like they don't, they don't, but I forgot what I was gonna say. So you go ahead and talk now, because when I remember I'll come back to the mic.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, I'll finish it off for you, I mean as people who enjoy themselves out on a night of the town. It is so nice to have a beverage that won't make you feel sick while you're drinking it and you can enjoy it as one as shooter. Two a cocktail. Three anything in between.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you only had two options but you decided to still go ahead with three. No, I actually remember what I was gonna say. Okay, as a person, as a lady of the night but not that freaky kind of stuff I don't get paid to do sex but as a lady of the night, when I've been drinking and I wanna keep drinking, but I don't wanna keep drinking, you know what I mean. When I wanna keep drinking but I don't wanna be drinking the hard stuff that I've been drinking, I give me a little green tea shot mellow me out, mellow me out. I do that. Or I do a corona. But when I grab a corona from the bar, people look at me like I'm crazy. So if I grab me a green tea shot, throw it back. Sometimes I sip it slow. I feel good. For the rest of the night I feel good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I've done the thing where I started taking a double.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you need to stop doing that, because you be trying to order doubles for everybody.
Speaker 1:Because it's a drink, it's juice.
Speaker 2:Until you realize that they put a shot or two of Jameson in there and Pete Snops got liquor in it too.
Speaker 1:So this is what I'm going to tell y'all. Do me a favor when y'all go to out, wherever, order you a green tea shot, take just one, and then tell me why I do a double, because I'm going to tell you why. What you're going to realize is you don't want to drink it as a shot, you want to enjoy it.
Speaker 2:The first thing you're going to say is actually this is good as hell.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's literally.
Speaker 2:If you haven't had one before, you can be like this is good as hell.
Speaker 1:And that's what I ask, I always ask.
Speaker 2:This is refreshing.
Speaker 1:This is the only pickup line I use and it's not even a pickup line, but I literally ask. I was like I ever had a green tea shot and the people be like no, I was like alright, let's do a green tea shot. I'll be like I'm going to put you on and that's literally what I do.
Speaker 2:That's the thing you got to put on by somebody.
Speaker 1:Okay, so when you put on. You know how many people I put on good music and then they share that with other people. That's how the world works. You know, you listen to a really great podcast and then you share with other people.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, and you should be sharing this podcast with your friends. If you're not, or more, if I see you If I see you thunder will fire you.
Speaker 1:Thunder will fire you.
Speaker 2:If you're not sharing this podcast with your people's.
Speaker 1:Thunder will fire you. You heard it right. You heard it right. What's going on with?
Speaker 2:you Because you are listening, because you know we have super hard fire Like green tea shots. You need to be sharing it with your people.
Speaker 1:So, realistically, how many people do you think you've shared a green tea shot? I?
Speaker 2:feel like at least 10. I mean, that might not be a lot of people, but when you think about like our friends go out, they drink, you know. But, I would say this before green tea shots, I was taking shots of Hennessy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know why the fuck you used to do that.
Speaker 2:I'm putting hair on my chest.
Speaker 1:I would be hot, do say I would just take my tequila shot.
Speaker 2:I really.
Speaker 1:I mean, you had a lot of bottles of Hennessy and just say and just do it straight. And I'm like why are we doing this to ourselves?
Speaker 2:Like are we okay, Are we saying?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I'm not even touching that dark liquor anywhere. I smell Hennessy. I will start screaming. I don't even be drinking like that, my nose hairs will start burning off.
Speaker 1:I don't even be drinking like that, no more.
Speaker 2:I do like a tequila soda water and I'm trying to get into wines.
Speaker 1:Fuck, you mean shit.
Speaker 2:You be drinking like French 75s, which is cognac, so you sit over here acting like you don't drink. Hennessy is wild to me. He's trying to show off for the podcast.
Speaker 1:I don't, I'm not. I was the last time you really see me fucked up.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen you fucked up in a while, but that don't mean you don't drink French 75s.
Speaker 1:French 75 is a little one to. That's what I'm trying to say. It's not really nothing crazy.
Speaker 2:But you know what is a one to a green tea shot.
Speaker 1:Yes, a green tea shot will get you, maybe. Maybe see now I'm getting ideas Maybe we have a drink. This is so far ahead, I don't even know why I'm thinking about December, but I'll say this green tea shots. Did I offer a green tea shot the first time we was in? The first time we was in Atlanta? We met that girl at the airport bar. I feel like we did take a green tea shot with her Right, and then we hung out with and then we met her at the contender concert.
Speaker 2:Katerina.
Speaker 1:Katerina concert.
Speaker 2:Yes, but was that why we was in Atlanta that time, or did we see her another time? We was in Atlanta?
Speaker 1:I think that's why we've seen her in Atlanta.
Speaker 2:No, because she was on her way out. Oh yeah, we were on our way in.
Speaker 1:What were we doing in Atlanta at that?
Speaker 2:time. Probably one music first, the only reason why we go to Atlanta for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the lineup looked decent this year. I don't know how I'm going to feel about it in that big ass park. They keep making these festivals bigger and bigger and that makes the traffic out of it so much harder. What?
Speaker 2:we want to get on the scooters.
Speaker 1:It's not an Olympic Park.
Speaker 2:It is, it's not downtown. Yeah, it's not downtown. It's in Pima Park, which isn't that far. But I mean, I asked my friends, that little, to come get us and take us where we need to go.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think maybe it was one, because we usually only go there for that yeah, some sort of music, and then we went for the homecoming, oh yeah maybe was it for that.
Speaker 2:No, I think it was, because I remember I was wearing no yeah, so that time when we went, it was for one music fest, because that's when we stayed in that terrible God darn awful air.
Speaker 1:being no AC, I don't know how I'd be finding some of these places.
Speaker 2:It was no AC in my room. I think you had AC.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:I didn't, it was a it was a box AC in the living room, because I remember I slept in the living room, because the living room had a TV and I cannot sleep without the TV on.
Speaker 1:I was. I was swimming in that mug. I was like wow, this is a lot of space, to be honest.
Speaker 2:So like I mean, if there was more than just me and you, maybe it would have been cool, but like we had our own rooms, we had our own bathrooms, so that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:There was only one bathroom.
Speaker 2:One shower. Okay, yeah, there's only one shower and then, like your room, had like a sun room.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why do I? Why did I need that though?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Why does anybody need that? It's like a cool apartment if you live there, probably, but like. It was like a hotel that they like renovated the turner rooms but didn't do no renovations. It's just a old hotel that someone was like, oh y'all, and people ran out rooms or buy rooms for Airbnb.
Speaker 1:We're going to do that and not do any updates to it and they were still like remember, there was plastic on the floor, there was a whole bunch of yeah, it was a. You know, we've had some interest in times in Atlanta. I love that place. But Atlanta, you really be trying to scam us, you know and we're going to go back. So you try to tell me I stole a whole car.
Speaker 2:And, as my credit was stolen, the last, the one Airbnb that I was in where I stayed an extra day and you left yeah, we both had two bedrooms to that Airbnb did not have hot water. The water pressure was low. There was a dining room table that did not have it. It was a train. I have the table, the table, the Wi-Fi. There was no Wi-Fi. The power went out and I'm telling the people that own the Airbnb no, there's, all of this shit was going on and they like, sorry, we got somebody coming. Nobody came.
Speaker 1:I remember that. Oh, my God, I remember it, because I almost missed my flight.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, cause you're your flight because we stayed so far out.
Speaker 1:Yes, Every Uber was just like yeah, no, we're not going all the way to Buckhead.
Speaker 2:I had to.
Speaker 1:I had to beg. I was like gee, I'll give you a $40 tip.
Speaker 2:I don't think mine was that bad though, but I think it's because of the time of the day.
Speaker 1:Mine was early in the morning, so, yeah, that definitely needed a green tea shot after that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say this episode is not about Atlanta. We talked about that place enough. We've been there enough and we probably going to talk about it again when we go.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I mean green tea shots. For me it was just a. It was a. It was like a new world type of thing. You know what I'm saying. Like the idea that you could actually enjoy a shot really really was like, yeah, I need to drink a lot. That made me start drinking. Better action made me a lot. That was like when for those of you who think I'm bougie, that was probably like when it started, because I was like niggas can drink and actually enjoy it, because before then I was still on my college shit. I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2:Like we drink.
Speaker 1:We drink it to get drunk. So I'll drink cheap, all that stuff. But now you see me. I'll be quick to spend the $20 on a drink. I won't even look to think twice about it.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh, I'm going to definitely think twice. I'm $20 on one drink.
Speaker 1:Do it all the time, not even going to hold, you Don't even say that I just, I just think it's worth it. What?
Speaker 2:kind of drink you drinking. That's $20. So like if you go to any of these nice ass restaurants a glass, okay, but I mean, that's probably the cheapest thing that you're going to get is a drink.
Speaker 1:The. You know I'd be going to some nice eateries, you know what I'm saying. So like a glass of wine might run you like 20, 25, just a penny.
Speaker 2:Are you buying a glass?
Speaker 1:Yeah, a glass of wine. Okay, I thought you like a six or nine ounce glass of wine. Yeah, and 100% too much.
Speaker 2:I'm all that stuff. Wine, beer, it all tastes the same to me.
Speaker 1:No, you have a good glass of wine that, and that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:What's?
Speaker 1:your favorite drink because you know water. Well, yes, water, but I'm saying in general, when you're not drinking water besides green tea shots, what do you actually with? Before I get into that, what is your favorite green team green tea shot memory.
Speaker 2:I would say the first time I had one.
Speaker 2:What I mean is like and you know what, now that I think about it, we might have had a green tea shot at persona and just didn't know that's what it was, because I think they was doing a special on like $5 Jameson and $5 tequila, because I remember seeing that on the screen. So I feel like maybe with the people that we were with or like the people that were around us, they might have gotten us a green tea shot and we just took it and didn't know. But because I was fucked up that day too, I just remember that we went to can't believe it's not me and we fucked up that food like it was the best food in the world, knowing that vegan food is nasty as hell.
Speaker 1:Yes, it definitely has gotten gross and disgusting but not gotten, always been. No, that show is decent though.
Speaker 2:No, yes, I could not remember a place that we went to together and when we was on my feeling Tuesday was decent or I think I got some nachos or something.
Speaker 1:It's because it's that sativa, whatever, grounded as me, whatever. Sat 10 some should like that. But, it was not good.
Speaker 2:I do like like like the ground fake beef that we get from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's decent, but you got a season and of course like, oh my god, it's a lot of work. Yeah.
Speaker 2:That one time we went to that place Chicago diner.
Speaker 1:Let's not talk about it. I almost threw my food out.
Speaker 2:That stuff was so nasty.
Speaker 1:It was not good at all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think I have a favorite green tea shop memory, do you?
Speaker 1:I do Every time. I always do it off of, based off people's reaction, because people like generally, generally, it's always like, oh, they always do the what the fuck?
Speaker 2:This was delicious. That was really good, really refreshing, especially since they at first they'd be like what the fuck is a green tea shot? I don't want to drink no tea, I'm like this is a bar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is a bar. This is a bar, it's a bar.
Speaker 2:Like open your mind up a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would just be like, yeah, let's just take this one too, but I put in so many people on. I'm always like, yeah, just let me get a green tea, or let's do a green tea because I feel like it's a very easy drink to ease into. But yeah, I don't know, I just feel like it's like one of those things, and for somebody who enjoys sharing new experiences with people, that's the thing about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1:That's why I probably like introducing everybody to green tea shots green tea shots. You know, that's why I share music, r&b thug. That's why I share basically everything, because that's an experience you get to share with somebody.
Speaker 2:What else do you share besides those two things?
Speaker 1:Food.
Speaker 2:Okay, food places.
Speaker 1:I'm been out to myself. I was sharing my hats and clothes for years because somebody, somebody got your swag. Somebody would really go into my room and then take my shit and talk about some days. You left this in the basement. You don't even wear this anymore and I'm like nigga, this was literally all my life. This was literally all my hat rack.
Speaker 2:That is crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, wild.
Speaker 2:That feels like you're talking about me, but since you didn't say my name, that's crazy. And I know.
Speaker 1:Mugs wearing a whole Mellow Jersey shirt and don't even fuck with Mellow. I found it yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Now. Talking dirt on this man's name because he cheated on Lala like three or four times, but you won't wear In your dressing.
Speaker 1:You're gonna wear his shirt, I just need a shirt with that one.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't have a shirt.
Speaker 2:Why, when you have them?
Speaker 1:You will have shirts. You're old and I wear them. Damn man, I ain't bought them. I can't even wear my own shit.
Speaker 2:So okay, yeah, that's what you share, but I do. I like that point that you made about sharing experiences with people. I think that's really fun too, but I also saw something on Twitter that was like I don't really want to go on all these different experiences and different stuff with a person, because if you and that person no longer communicate, like every time you think about that memory, like you're reminded of that person. That's trauma.
Speaker 1:That's trauma. That's understandable. But then it's like you live a very small life, like we're on earth to connect and interact with people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, regardless if it's like a short time or a long time.
Speaker 1:And also like I feel like people be like so Attached. No, I feel like people are very regimented in their thinking.
Speaker 2:It's okay to think about rigid revision man.
Speaker 1:Maybe it's not a word.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say this is the podcast where you make up words.
Speaker 1:I think people are rigid in their thinking. Sometimes we think it's bad to think about times that we enjoyed just because it ended with a person and that person might have not been good to us or that person was good to us. But we don't wanna feel that the sadness of it not working out with that person because we really wanted it to.
Speaker 2:Well, cause I mean, I feel like for me I would prefer to do something with someone that I like. Like that I know that I like you know, even if I know that you know this might not be like a forever thing, but like at least in that moment, like right now, like we're enjoying each other's company and we're enjoying doing this one thing with that person. So I think like that's okay. I don't think that like everything well, because you know like you could have a good, a bad memory attached to like a good person as well. You know what I mean. So I just think, like in the vice versa.
Speaker 2:We actively live in that all the time right, yeah, so I think, like I'm not, I'm just. I just telling you what I saw on Twitter.
Speaker 2:I'm not one of those people, I feel like any new experience, if I I really be like, oh my God, like I wanna do this with this person cause I know they haven't done it before, or like I feel like this would be really cool for us to do, regardless of like, what like may happen down the line, and if it was so good. But I also think that's on the other side, like, if you do something with someone, do you feel like you can do that same thing with somebody else?
Speaker 1:Yeah, so my problem is that I tend to live through my experiences, so like if you took a girl to one restaurant and it was really good.
Speaker 2:Would you take a girl they?
Speaker 1:have.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's scandalous.
Speaker 1:No, it's not.
Speaker 2:And you told them like, oh yeah, I've been here before Cause they're gonna be like. Oh, like, how'd you find out about this place?
Speaker 1:Yes, I definitely have told them, and you've been like oh yeah, I came here with an ex. I didn't write it like that, but yeah, she was like oh, you came here with another girl and I said, yeah, I think that's shady. No, I don't think it's shady, it just happened.
Speaker 2:I think that's shady. It was a very.
Speaker 1:It was like it's an adult though, but we also live in Chicago, so like we live in a restaurant city, so like there are options. There is options, but also when you know If the place is good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:So what I'll say is it wasn't like it was a, if it was like a regular between me and my ex Shorty then I'm not doing that right Like Do you have a regular? Spot. Do I have a regular spot? No, I got a regular spot.
Speaker 1:Ramassan, ramassan, I don't know, but you know I'd be eating out, so like when I and the only time I really eat out is when I am dating. Otherwise I really just be eating the same like three or four foods and I'm okay with that. But no, I don't think it's shady, I just think I think when you're, when you live based on experiences, it's the type of experiences, right? So like, if you're asking me, no matter what type of person you are, you still always want to vacation, the per, you always want to take a vacation with the person you're with, right? You don't think about it that way. Or like you still want to experience concerts or these big events you know what I'm saying? Or small, yeah.
Speaker 2:So like, oh, we played UNO together and now you can't play UNO with somebody else because you play. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about like a trip, yes, like if you took your yeah yeah to the Dominican Republic. You're not about to take your wife to the Dominican Republic on your honeymoon.
Speaker 1:I mean that's different, but you would still take her somewhere right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's like saying like but you would do that anyway, you would do that regardless. I'm saying like-.
Speaker 1:I've done that. I've gone to California or the West Coast, and I've done that with a girl that I was dating in the past.
Speaker 2:Scandalous and then I brought it, wasn't I think like those things can I think-.
Speaker 1:I'd never told you the story about how I was dating somebody.
Speaker 2:No, and it would make you sound like a bad person. Save it.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't make me sound like a person. So I met a new person, but I ended it with somebody else and we literally were going out-.
Speaker 2:At the same spots when you were out-.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. We were going out like a block or two away from this person's house, so we were in the same area and I was like I was like-. If you see them, yeah, and that my head-.
Speaker 2:And you trying to see what's up. That's exactly what-.
Speaker 1:Skit, and that was exactly-. I was like what are the fucking? Chances of that Cause I was like I hope I don't see this person.
Speaker 2:Cause we was I doubt it. The world is too big, but also the world is really small. But that's what I was saying in my head. It's one thing that I'm figuring out. Cause in my head.
Speaker 1:I was like but you know, and she, inevitably both of these individuals moved to California. So that's what I'm trying to say. So it was like, what the fuck? So I was like, why did you know? But then I was just like, whatever, I'm not gonna worry about it, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't think it's ever that deep. I just think you know, like we were, that also makes you feel like you're holding yourself back from something that could just literally be a good experience, because you're so worried about, like, what the outcome may be. Like we and that's my thing too Like just thinking like existentialy about this situation is just like I wanna live right now. You know what I mean. Like, yes, I wanna be, like preparing myself for the future and all of the things, but like, excuse me, I wanna live right now. And I mean like, yes, I'm living, but I wanna experience, I wanna do stuff right now. Like just live without thinking about if I do this now, I might not be able to do something later, like I just wanna live, like if I wanna go on a trip right now.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm not living like that right now and I think it's fully affecting me, but like I just wanna do stuff right now. Because I wanna do it right now and not because I'm waiting on the stuff. I'm waiting to do the stuff I wanna do right now so I can do it later.
Speaker 1:Okay. So I hear what you're saying and I'll say to that I'll say you are always living, it's just how you choose to live life, and I know that sounds so fucking vague and cliche, but what I'm saying is that people have this big conception and I like this ideal that like, if you're not living life to the fullest and living out your truth, that you're not living life. Coming from somebody who has lived life Like you know what I'm saying, yemi, you have seen me literally go through highs and lows, all that like I am not afraid to live life. I feel like a lot of the times when we talk about living your life the way you want to, people don't ever wanna admit that like that's a scary undertaking. Right. Like to live life purposefully, with intention, and to be cognitive of that fact and to do the things that you want that shit is eye-opening. Right. Like you enjoy life, but you also understand in order to live life, you have to go through life, right?
Speaker 2:And that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1:Everybody always focuses on like oh, I'm not living the life that I want, or I'm not living life.
Speaker 2:But once you start doing that, what's tea Like? What's gonna happen?
Speaker 1:Well, you just start to see who you are as a person, right, like I have this thought in this theory that, like, the moment you choose to do something in your life, whatever you set that trajectory in your life, life is gonna test you, which is it will. Life is gonna test you in order to get to that and all be all go right. Like for me, it was like I'm gonna live this grand life full of love, all those things. But in order for me to get to that point and appreciate what it actually means to have this grand life love is surrounding all of you I have to know what it is to be without love. You know what I'm saying. Like you live life by just throwing yourself at it.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Similar to when we was in Puerto Rico. Right Like you could be scared and not go off these cliffs, but guess what? You gonna miss out on what it could have been. You know what I'm saying Like, you have to like.
Speaker 2:Life is one of those things and that's why you should definitely just live, correct and do, and that's why I'm like so why do you feel like you're not doing?
Speaker 1:that Is because you feel like.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm regressing a bit, even Like we was outside and we have not been outside like that this year. And I'm not saying that, I don't think I'm regressing. In a way, I feel like I'm building. I feel like, yeah, this is a build year.
Speaker 1:You're sewing, you're sewing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a build year, this is a sewing year, this is like a development year but, like eventually I'm gonna need to pop back outside Like that's what. Covid was right. We was sewing there, we was stacking our money, we was just following the rules, not doing what the people said to do.
Speaker 1:But that was by force, this is by Choice, this is by choice. And sometimes it's hard to deal with that realization because usually in seasons of sewing you have to develop and deal with so many things that you were not doing because you had all these distractions around you, yeah, yeah, little distractions, little distractions. Yeah, little small doesn't matter whatever, but yeah, little distractions.
Speaker 1:But, there are probably things that you are overlooking, because I mean you weren't focused and fixated on a go, but I don't think that's not saying you're not living A go. I don't think that's saying that you're not living. I just think it means that, like I don't think that I'm not.
Speaker 2:I think I am. I'm just like when I think about like the grand scheme of things, I just think that, like what's happening right now was just like very, it's making me like very temperamental.
Speaker 1:I agree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, it's making me very temperamental.
Speaker 1:But I feel like that's part of the process. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it.
Speaker 1:Because I mean inevitably this shit will all work out, Amen.
Speaker 2:Amen.
Speaker 1:So it's just a process, man.
Speaker 2:These are the layers of the green t-shirt right. Like, everything that we're doing right now is a little bit of Jameson, a little bit of Peacenops, a little bit of Swede and Sour.
Speaker 1:Well, the Jameson is the foundation, so we're building the foundation right. And then when you shake it all up.
Speaker 2:it's a successful, tasteful, refreshing drink that doesn't stop you from drinking more it just Just helps you enjoy more. It helps you enjoy to drink more and gets you to the next drink if that's what you wanna do, or lets you know hey, it's time to stop drinking. Pick up that water, get that liquid IV, get your ass something to eat and get your ass in bed.
Speaker 1:Do you really be eating after? I don't be eating after I take the liquid.
Speaker 2:IV I need to eat after I drink?
Speaker 1:I don't, I just take the liquid IV and water and I go to sleep.
Speaker 2:But I haven't really been getting hungover lately but honestly I feel like I have my hangovers, have just like like man. You can't hold that trick you liquidated or changed into something now, into something different, like before it used to be a headache and all this stuff. And now, when I drink a lot, the day before, the next day all I wanna do is sleep and my problem is the day before be like a Sunday and I'd be the day I want to drink, and then I have to be up in meetings all day.
Speaker 1:I was about to say that you gotta work on Monday.
Speaker 2:And then I gotta work on Monday, and that'd be the day that they wanna schedule all these meetings, these one on ones, like I've never had this many meetings on a Monday in my life. But that's how they do it, to get it out the way I guess, but like I feel like Monday is the day you're supposed to ease back into the work week. Like Tuesday, I'm fully okay with whatever meeting you wanna put, but I feel like Tuesdays I really don't be having any meetings because I put them all on Monday.
Speaker 1:I be having meetings all throughout the week.
Speaker 2:So I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1:But you know, I think you made a really good point. I mean, better fours are all around us but like, yeah, green tee shots right now is hard for us to see the end go, because right now we're in the thick of it. You know, we're kind of in the mid, we're still in the beginning, but we're starting to get into the middle of our career. Right, that's seven to 15 year mark gross 15 years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you think about it, if I'm still working in corporate America in 15 years.
Speaker 1:But that's the middle part. Like that's the middle part Cause most people usually work what 30 to 40 years. So, I should say this is the beginning, cause middle part would be 20,. Well, 15 to 20 or something like that, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:I think I'll say 19, 2019.
Speaker 1:I've been working since the 17. So, yeah, I mean it's interesting, but you know we take the moments, you know we take the green we take the green tee shots.
Speaker 2:We take the green tee shots. We didn't have no green tee shot. No, we did, I was gonna say, but they were nasty, the ones we had in Puerto Rico. They didn't make them right. You know, it has to be.
Speaker 1:They made them too sour.
Speaker 2:All the right things. You need the Jameisen, you need the peach snaps, you need the sweet and sour, you need the sprite. Sometimes you'll get a green tee shot and they will literally not give you no sprite. Yeah, that really be throwing me off. And I will throw it off because it's small. One and two, it doesn't have that sweetness from the sprite. But you need that sweetness because it is sweet and sour.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, if you don't have all the elements, it's not gonna be good. And that's how a metaphor for life as well. If you don't have all the elements and sometimes you don't know what all the elements are, especially if you didn't know what a green tee shot was before when you don't have all the elements into anything that you're doing not just life, but in any project that you're doing If you don't have all of the elements, if you are not prepared correctly, if you don't know the recipe, you're not gonna do well, you're going to fail. So before you decide to make that green tee shot this is a metaphor, not a real green tee shot but before you decide to make that green tee shot in your life, make sure you have all the elements, all the right components, all the right pieces.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would just say that, but that all takes time though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it takes time in real life, but in fake life, when you're making a green tee shot and you a bartender and you don't know how to make it or you forgot, just go back to the book, go back to YouTube, go back to Google. Pinterest got all the drinks. Don't try to play creative in the kitchen and if you know that you don't have something that you know you need like y'all ran out of piece snops, y'all don't got no Jameison right now don't try to make me something.
Speaker 2:But, you can also do. You can do a white tee shot. A white tee shot is good too. That's just with Tequila. I don't know why we decide to do Jameison all the time Like we just decide to keep it the way it is.
Speaker 1:I think one. It gives us an introduction to Jameison. Right, it's different. We get tired of Tequila. I know I do. I'm actually getting tired of alcohol, but in general, I think that's what it is for me too.
Speaker 2:That's why I started just doing like Tequila water.
Speaker 1:I don't even like drinking no more all the time. I'd be doing it because we'd be out, but I'm definitely getting to that point where I could probably take, you're a smoker now huh. No, why are you fixated on me, damn nigga, get out my lungs.
Speaker 2:Your lips are looking a little black.
Speaker 1:That's because of dehydration. Don't ever play with me, niggas is real high and crazy.
Speaker 2:This is looking a little black.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you look a little black shut up.
Speaker 2:I was in the sun. Okay, I'll be in the sun. Okay, nice to be. Who do you be In the house?
Speaker 1:I'm in recovery, I'm recharging, I'm tired. Amen, no man, but you know, green tee shots. I'll say this for me, green tee shots are a reminder to continue to enjoy life, because it's all about experiences. I know we weren't trying to go there with the symbolism, but I always have a funny story. Whether I'm putting somebody on for the first time at green tee shots never met this person. We start chatting it up, we become friends.
Speaker 2:I think it is a good conversation starter because if someone has never had it before, then you but also anything is a good conversation starter when you're a day GNI, because we can have a conversation about everything.
Speaker 1:Apparently not for me, because obviously I'm somebody feels like I'm overstepping boundaries.
Speaker 2:I do think you are a little bit, but that's just personal. I mean, it might just be me, but I'm just noticing a pattern and I feel like I'm very respectful. I never said you weren't but.
Speaker 1:Also, if it's friends, it's friendship. I'm just so confused. But you know what? Let's not go there. Offline what you were saying.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what I was saying because you interrupted me.
Speaker 1:You were talking about. What were we talking about? Damn, it was on the tip of my tongue Liquor, not drinking as much anymore, not drinking as much.
Speaker 2:Great conversation starters, great conversation starters.
Speaker 1:Yes, anything could be a great conversation starter, but honestly, yeah, like if you've never had a green tea shop before you know what are you be drinking.
Speaker 2:When did you have your first one? I mean, that's why we have the show what's your favorite vacation drink?
Speaker 1:Because we can create memories. I mean, I think it's a good idea to create memories.
Speaker 2:Um a shot at tequila.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say like a Mai Tai, something like that no, I don't drink that shit. Pinacoladas, no, I don't drink that shit. Mojitos, jolly rancher shots or shooters or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, I guess you do.
Speaker 2:Green tea. If it's not green tea, then it's a regular tequila shot Like, honestly, I usually like my go-to, for I started drinking ranch water, which is the official name for a water soda water, tequila in lime. I would just get like a tequila lemonade or tequila pineapple juice, tequila and ginger ale.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just like a well drink you know, keep it cheap, but now, well, drinks are expensive too, so you might as well get the actual drink when I was, like, first started drinking and I would go to like the bar or the club or the restaurant and get a drink. I used to get tequila sunrises, but that's all sugar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Orange juice grenadine.
Speaker 1:That's all sugar and tequila. You get that.
Speaker 2:That's what I literally remember getting my first one at this like sushi restaurant in Iowa City and they actually put like a cherry in it and I was like oh yeah, like this is tequila sunrise, but then or I used to get like the LA waters I don't know LA waters- I don't know what that is, but you but it's basically like. I think it's basically like a long island.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:But they just call it LA waters in Iowa because they literally throw everything in there and the drink is like purplish brown. But, we used to get those and get fucked up off them. Yeah, LA waters. I think Vegas bombs are pretty cool.
Speaker 1:You used to stay drinking Vegas bombs.
Speaker 2:Cause. What's that?
Speaker 1:Crown Royal grenadine.
Speaker 2:Red.
Speaker 1:Bull, red Bull, that's it, there's probably something else in there. Probably.
Speaker 2:Like one other thing, y'all let us know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's know what y'all favorite drinks are too. I don't know if you want to do that on Twitter.
Speaker 2:I also like I went through a phase where I was like only drinking Baileys on the rocks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the weirdest era ever.
Speaker 2:And I may go back to that when I get older, like when I'm older on TH, but like that shit made me gain a lot of weight.
Speaker 1:I could have told you that it's cream and sugar.
Speaker 2:It's literally LaCour and I would just put ice. I just put some ice and I would drink that. And then what I started to do was I started to put it in my chai latte, Like I started putting it in my chai tea and my matches I mean, I was going through it Like I was really just drinking those to drink them Like no, I used to do the Grand Marier and the Fanta Orange Fanta hit Creamsicle Like an Orange Creamsicle not gonna hold you. I have a question for you.
Speaker 1:What's up.
Speaker 2:What do you think about men taking shots?
Speaker 1:Men taking shots Are they? What else is a drink? Does drinks have?
Speaker 2:do they have sexes now or I'm just saying I feel like you know sometimes you know how, like the crazies, like niggas, don't need to be smoking hookah Like. If you see a nigga taking a like like a certain shot, do he lose his masculinity?
Speaker 1:What is the shot you talking about? I don't know, I don't know, like a blow job shot or something.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I've done that one time and it didn't go well for me.
Speaker 1:Uh, no, cause I think it's just alcohol. I don't, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2:Do you think, like niggas, should be holding on to drinks, or should they? You know? I feel like you should do that, if your drink, come in a martini glass and you a nigga. Is that like an appropriate thing for a nigga to do? Or a man, a male, cis male, head male.
Speaker 1:I don't know. That's a good question. I don't really Like.
Speaker 2:are men allowed to drink on a martini glass? I?
Speaker 1:don't think twice about it. Why not? It's just an alcohol. I think it's the presence.
Speaker 2:You don't think that some men don't order cosmopolitan's or Appletinis or espresso martinis because of the negative connotation that might be associated with?
Speaker 1:it. I think 100% men do do that. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:Like do you really want to drink an old fashioned, or would you rather have?
Speaker 1:Old fashions are good. A lemon drop and hadn't done pretty good. I've had lemon drops, but I don't, and do you?
Speaker 2:tell them don't put it in that glass. You know, I'm pretty sure there's some niggas that will order a drink that would come.
Speaker 1:Like put it in a regular glass, but it's usually because it's easier to hold. I don't know if it's because of that kind of?
Speaker 2:And are men allowed to lick the rim of the drink? What I don't know, Fuck do whatever you please. We talked about drinks today?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't. Do I really don't I just be drinking the drink? Yeah, half the time, I don't even really drink it, I just pour it, throw it back.
Speaker 2:Throw it back and be like Are men allowed to throw it back?
Speaker 1:Yummy, a drink, sure, I don't know what else you're asking Our straight.
Speaker 2:has cis men allowed to throw a drink back?
Speaker 1:It's a drink, so, unless I'm confused, I would assume so. Is that not what you do with a shot?
Speaker 2:I don't even like to take shots for real because I don't like holding onto drinks. I feel like they like are just I like shots because they're the most efficient. That they're the most efficient calories, and also because I don't want to hold this drink all night, or even for a little bit. I don't want to hold this drink at all, to be quite.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like holding drinks, because I don't somebody could put something in it. I never think about that I could spill it. That's why I don't like them. They always spill back on me.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I feel like while I was in college there may have been a time where I was roofing, Maybe unintentionally I had a problem where I would put my drink down and then I would pick it back up and sometimes it wasn't my drink, Like it tasted a little different or whatever, Like I've done that a couple of times. So I mean like nothing happened to me, but I feel like there were a couple of times where maybe I drank a little bit too much or I didn't, and I felt like I did. I remember this one time when I used to work for parking and transportation because I always worked there this one girl she came to work this is Saturday morning. She went out Friday night. You know, we worked the football games, If you, if you new to the podcast, I worked for parking, transportation. We used to work for the football games. So we would have to be up five, six o'clock, four o'clock in the morning to make sure that we was there before the tailgate has got there.
Speaker 2:This one girl her ass was asleep the whole time with a shift. We got there five o'clock. She was asleep till like 10 o'clock, till the sun came up she's talking about. I feel like I got roofied. I said, oh, she called the office and they let her go home. I said what the fuck Bitch? You knew you had to be here the next day. The next day and you went out, still got drunk and got fucked up, Although sometimes that was me Like I went out on a Friday night, got fucked up and I knew I had to be at work on Sunday. I used to actually do that all the time.
Speaker 1:So to say, we all did.
Speaker 2:I remember one time I used to be in that booth sleep.
Speaker 1:I remember one time I had went out I can't even remember I was out all day, all night came back to the, to the apartment at like three or four and this was when I was working at Pizza Hut had to be at work at like nine or 10 until like one or two and I was struggling that whole shift Like I was falling asleep. Anytime I would be able to sit down in like the lobby or the lounge. Just knock, knock the fuck out. So I feel like going to work drunk is probably one of the worst feelings ever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's literally the worst thing. Or just working drunk in general, because we work from home. But like, especially like if I got to be on camera, if I got to talk cause I'm not, I don't even know what I'm saying for real, I don't even know where my brain is at, I don't know where the words are to put them together, to create sentences but, you want to talk about something that really don't matter in the grand scheme of things, like can this wait till tomorrow?
Speaker 2:I remember one day was literally one of the worst days. I like it was a Sunday fun day. I went and got figgity fudged up and I had, like I maybe had like one or two breaks that whole day. So from nine to five I was in meetings, back to back to back. When I tell you, I was crying.
Speaker 1:You were crying.
Speaker 2:I was crying, I was so sick, I was so sick.
Speaker 1:I think I remember that day.
Speaker 2:No, you don't, because I wasn't here, but I was just so sick.
Speaker 1:No, you got hungover, like recently I always get hungover.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the fuck wrong with me is because I don't be eating.
Speaker 1:That's probably it, but I definitely remember.
Speaker 2:I just need to stop drinking as much. My thing is like I know my limit.
Speaker 1:We all do.
Speaker 2:And I know my body takes us a while to metabolize the liquor. That's what it is, because I just be drinking shots, drinking drinks, whatever, and I'm like, oh, now I'm not late, I'm not late, I'm not late. And then it hits me, and by the time it hit me I'd be sleep.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'd sleep.
Speaker 1:I've been noticing that with myself too lately, because before I mean, I don't think my metabolism has gotten slightly slower, but not all that much. But like now, if I don't drink water before I go to bed, I be feeling it in the morning all the time. Water, something like Gatorade, something I just got to.
Speaker 2:I always need me an electrolyte or something. I need electrolyte salt and a little bit of Pedialyte body armor.
Speaker 1:But I'm becoming this. I literally will. You know, man, I'll come here, drink the water, get on the couch, knock out and that's my. I just be trying to make it home so I can go to sleep because, realistically, I just be trying to get to sleep, because as soon as I sleep hit, I'm like it's good.
Speaker 2:It's good, Once the walls stop spinning my head stop hurting?
Speaker 1:No, I don't even.
Speaker 2:Buy me a Birkin.
Speaker 1:I hate when the walls start spinning, because then I'll be like I'm not going to go to sleep for at least 30 minutes to an hour.
Speaker 2:But I don't ever feel like that off the green tee shot and that's the most important thing. Yeah, yeah, I never feel like that off the green tee shot, because the green tee shot going to do your body good.
Speaker 1:And if you get somebody who does it really well, they put like one or two ice cubes but they break up. Yeah, you know what that's like the cherry on top.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they break. That's the special thing, because some people will shake them up and then they'll use the strainer. But you want them ice cubes in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2:Oh, deji, you said something when you said that. That was a word that you just said and I forgot about it, because it's so rare that you get the ice cubes in there now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the ice cubes definitely be making a big difference, because I've been thinking that shit like it's a slushie. Sometimes I'm like wow.
Speaker 2:And I don't slushie.
Speaker 1:A whole different texture.
Speaker 2:So what I'm going to tell you all right now is this Make sure you go out and get you a green tee shot I was about to say this weekend, and let us know how it tastes.
Speaker 1:And you know what? Just tag us, tag us, do whatever. Yes, follow us, subscribe to the YouTube channel and just put it a bunch of green tea or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yes, on our videos. Yes, because I actually no, I want to see how I take these green tee shots and for everyone that I get that you're tagging me in, I'm going to take one when I go outside too.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I want to commit to that, but we can repost it. Oh yeah, Because if 100 people take a green tee shot, guess what I'm not doing.
Speaker 2:Well, I never said it was all going to be in one night.
Speaker 1:Sure, are you going to keep a counter?
Speaker 2:Maybe if that's what the people want us to do, who am I to deny the people, especially since you are so graciously listening to our podcasts and in that way, you are directly telling other people to come listen to us too? I would take For every 100 people that y'all get of your shots, I will take one. That's a better compliment, I love that Every 100,.
Speaker 1:You can do every 50, something like that would be cool. Yeah, I agree. Green tee shots yeah, I'll do. I'll accept that challenge for every 100 we get. If we even get a, I'll even do it for every 50, 25, whatever. But I'm definitely not matching y'all shot for shot. That's crazy as hell.
Speaker 2:No, I know I said that, but I didn't mean it.
Speaker 1:You've been seeing this new trend of people who've just been down in alcohol and then they showed them like 20 to 30 minutes later just down. Terribly.
Speaker 2:Like oh yeah.
Speaker 1:You've seen the girl who shitted on herself or the guy who was passed out and had to get dragged to the hospital because he couldn't even. He literally was like dead because he took 50 shots. Why would you take 50 shots, why? But he did it like a trooper. But I knew he was out for at least two to three days, hungover as fuck. Probably will never drink alcohol, ever again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, have you ever had an experience like that, where you drank so much that you was just thinking to yourself I'll never drink again. If you just sober me up.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Do you remember the moment or the day?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the last time I had alcohol, like drink alcohol for real, for real, yeah, it was a terrible time. So I had drink alcohol. I had drink vodka.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's your first mistake.
Speaker 1:It was when I was in college so I drank vodka and I had a Pocardi bottle at the same time and to this day I still can't drink Pocardi. So sorry, it was Pocardi, it was Pocardi. So we had lost the game and everybody was like the season's over and we still had like five or six games left. But we felt like the season was over because we felt like we just lost too many games. So at that night, at that party, I bought myself a bottle of Pocardi and I said I don't care what the fuck happened.
Speaker 2:What is Pocardi? Are you saying Pocardi? Pocardi With the B?
Speaker 1:Yeah, with Pocardi.
Speaker 2:Okay, because I keep feeling like you saying it with the P and I'm confused, so Pocardi. That's your mistake too.
Speaker 1:I took a bottle. I was like we finally lit it up. So it was me and all the guys who was getting lit at this party. And next thing, you know, by the end of the party, whole bottle gone. We get back to the apartment. A tornado literally flew around my room Like I woke up with my shirt, my pants halfway off, I had thrown up in my dresser. I don't even know what the fuck happened. This shit was crazy. So at that point I was like I'm never drinking Pocardi again and I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it to myself. So, yeah, that moment had me not wanted to drink alcohol ever, ever, ever ever again in life.
Speaker 2:How about you? I feel like all the time I don't know. I feel like anytime I drink I be telling myself that that's the last time I'm going to drink and I'll be lying to myself because I know. If you say you want a shot, yeah, but I mean I feel like anytime that I've gotten like really drunk, I like don't really recall and I throw up.
Speaker 1:But yeah, and that's real valid. Now let me, what's that next segment we got?
Speaker 2:Deji Decipher or Dan Deji. You know, I don't. I don't Dan Deji Decipher. I am a too Whoa excuse me what is?
Speaker 1:what did I do? That would be Dan Deji again. I haven't been doing anything really, I just been chilling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we haven't really been going out, we've been traveling and things like that, so we don't really have that, but that's just what the next section is. If you would like to move on to the next one, we can, and it's the things I sent Deji on Twitter. This one is the, the, the Nola food that I sent you.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's, that's easy. Yeah, we've been to New Orleans.
Speaker 2:We've been to New Orleans, baby.
Speaker 1:I've been, I haven't.
Speaker 2:But we really, we really just going to see Beyonce. Yeah, we're just going to see Beyonce.
Speaker 1:But you know we're going to do a little quick 48 hours, as long as.
Speaker 2:I try eat a Benye and like.
Speaker 1:Oh, you'll do that easy. Yeah, like I, just like a very like short list of things.
Speaker 2:I won't make a long list but I'll do like a short list of things that I want.
Speaker 1:We can go to cafe Dumas.
Speaker 2:That's where you get the Benye's from yeah, I want a grenade.
Speaker 1:I want to go to cafe Dumas. Basically, you want to go to Fat Tuesdays.
Speaker 2:I want to. I want to see if I can walk past the Coven house, the house from the Coven.
Speaker 1:They be doing a tour.
Speaker 2:I don't care about that. I don't want to go inside a slave people house.
Speaker 1:Which one I passed it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just want to walk past it and that's pretty much it. There's other stuff that I want to do in New Orleans, but I have to come back and do that.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And I want to see Beyonce.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's going to be a really quick trip, so I am glad that the trip the flight back, though is direct.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we connected, we got a connect and fight on the way there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's a slight layover, so but yeah, no, it should be fun. I'm looking forward to it. I mean, I heard that she don't play the cuff of remix, but that's whatever.
Speaker 2:Which is crazy. Cause, girl, come on Especially in Chicago, like you should have did in Chicago, but that lady is performing like damn near every day since the year, since the summer started, so I don't blame her for like not wanting to switch it up, but also like damn like Chicago. That's literally one of the hottest songs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, chicago people turn that shit up. Ooh, excuse me. Well, chicago and DC turned that song up Cause when I seen them people in the streets of DC dance and touch it I said yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel like falling in love.
Speaker 1:Just not how I go.
Speaker 2:I'm in the mood to fuck something up. There you go. We're gonna fuck up the night. I don't even know how the original goes anywhere. Get on intellectual question for you, Deji. Have you seen this video of the man that diarheared all the way through the plane?
Speaker 1:Was that? Was that I thought that was multiple people on the plane. Didn't I send you the one from? It was from Spain, right?
Speaker 2:Something like that Barcelona.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one I sent you.
Speaker 2:Well Deji, the ghetto intellectual question of today was it one person or was it multiple? It was one person shit it all the way down the plane. What would you have done? Cause you know that you got OCD? What would you have done if that man had shit it all the way down the aisle of the plane while you was on that flight?
Speaker 1:Probably would have thrown up. No, I mean there's nothing I would have done. I wouldn't touch him cause I mean that's his human feces, but I would be utterly disgusted. Yes, I definitely would be like giving off this plane and I definitely would have to talk myself down, because that shit is just fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2:Would you have the approach of oh my gosh, this guy's probably really embarrassed about what just happened. Or would you have the approach of fuck that nigga, you nastiest fuck. Why would you shit on his plane and all these people on his plane?
Speaker 1:So what do we know? Did he take a laxative? I don't know that man. I don't know what he did. Did he have food poisoning?
Speaker 2:I don't know that man, I don't know what he did, just assume just a shit Part of me would be like damn, that's really shitty dog Like this is the worst time. Exactly, it's the worst time, especially with me on this plane because I got OCD, you know you.
Speaker 1:I don't have OCD. Let's not put those things out in the air. I would be like damn, that's shitty for real Cause I would never I mean know myself a diarrhea. I'd be sick, but at the same time can I be like bro. Like you didn't have to run up and down the plane, you couldn't find a fucking bag. Like you couldn't. Like I hate to say it, but you couldn't have done that shit In your seat.
Speaker 2:Maybe he was on his way to the bathroom and he couldn't hold it, so he was running and pooping on himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah me, please. We both know that you can hold it longer, though, if you want to.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you can. I pooped on myself before.
Speaker 1:I've never, never have.
Speaker 2:Is that so?
Speaker 1:Yes, never pooped on myself. I can't come close.
Speaker 2:I took a. Actually, you know I'll save that story, but I have definitely pooped on myself before, and it has been recently. I'm not ashamed. I'm a grown woman with a natural body that does what it does. I think I pooped on myself multiple times, so but anyway, Poop like where it came out. Yes, where else is poop?
Speaker 1:I can't say I've ever done that. I've always been able to.
Speaker 2:I'm very confused on what you think.
Speaker 1:I've always been able to get to a toilet, amen. Or find a bag yeah, or a duck. I mean, I pooped in a bag before, yeah, yeah. Or a duck around a corner like something you know me. I'm definitely. I have no shame in my game, I'm definitely you know what does make you shitty what Hennessy.
Speaker 2:So at this point in your life, if you still drinking shots at Hennessy, you need to stop that immediately, unless that is your natural enema. If that is your natural dushing, if that's your natural fleets, then do that for yourself. But me, on the other hand, I will be drinking my green tea shots and I hope that you will join me. Any last words on that, deji.
Speaker 1:Make sure, if you get a green shot, a green tea shot, take a sip of it first.
Speaker 2:Jamison, peach snops, sweet and sour splash, Sprite splash and, if you can get, the ice chips, yeah, so Don't forget the ice chips, Take a sip.
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